Dear Craig

Dear Craig,

I would like to personally thank you for providing me with an opportunity to part with my most treasured possessions (many of which I said I'd never sell), during my moments of weakness and unfortunate pennilessness. Not only did I not need all the fascinating junk I've spent hours getting the right photo of for the "list," I also feel much better having burdened someone else with the responsibility of not needing this aforementioned junk. In closing, I believe wholeheartedly that you are a pioneer in waste management for the future; a true Robin Hood, redistributing goods and wealth amongst those with no unfortunate emotional connection to their worldly goods. For this you will live in somewhat eternal infamy. Good day