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Not sure how I feel about fans. They do absolutely strange things like research you on the internet, and blow hot air at you in the absence of air conditioning. They certainly don't appeal to my unfortunate motion sickness either. Fans undulate and writhe like scared sheep at play, and induce spinning nausea while at work. They scream nonsense like, "I love you, but I've never met you," or, "I want to have your babies," and generally fill the room with an unnecessary whir. Worst of all they squeak awkwardly when not lubed properly.

Unfortunately, I have been known to dabble as a fan. When doing so, I look at videos like this: